Travel Day Factoids, eh?

Actually yesterday was the travel day. Greetings from Montréal! Did you know:

• You're supposed to stop at U.S. Customs before entering Canada in order to declare your gadgets so that you can take them out hassle-free when you leave?
• "Trucks" is apparently how you say "U.S. Customs" in French.
• "Crap!" is how you say "How was I supposed to know that I was to go in the 'trucks' lane?" in English.
• "You can only use your $10/day internet access from one computer so that you don't give it to others for free" is apparently how you say "use a static IP address" in French.
• A 80-slide PowerPoint presentation can be made even more tedious when you read each slide.

At least this hotel provides robes and slippers!